Friday, July 10, 2009

Port-o-johns

Like most activities that require communal sharing, there is a learning curve to using these portable johns.

A few of the things you learn quickly...
1. Bring your own TP

2. Get in the line with the least amount of women

3. Don't take a drink in there
4. Figure out the cleaning schedule from the tank truck drivers- a freshly cleaned port-o-john is no dirtier than the average rest stop bathroom
5. If you think the bathroom you're waiting for may be unoccupied, it probably is

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